dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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