Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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