I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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