They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
So. Much. Porn.
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