Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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