This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
do herpes really smell.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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