R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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