I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
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