The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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