Welp...herpes.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
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I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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