And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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