Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
God, I missed his penis.
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