We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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