She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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