The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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