awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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