I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
