Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize
