So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Even my vagina gasped.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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