If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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