8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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