I have demons in me.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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