just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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