he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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