Say something about gay babies.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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