i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
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I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
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as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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