If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
