im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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