whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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