My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I intend to get homeless drunk
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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