We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
