windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.