So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
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Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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