In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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