HIV tests are more positive than that guy
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
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u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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