in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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