I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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