Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
What a dumb baby whore.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Randomize
