Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
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Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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