Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Is it because I queefed?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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