When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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