Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
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God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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