it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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