What a fucking waste of an outfit
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Randomize
