Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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