She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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