You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
