her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
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if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I will pee on everything he values.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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