i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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