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Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Operation Purity has been aborted
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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