I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
You're breaking my sexual little heart
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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