another moral hangover. fuck.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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