don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
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I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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